The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Hooper, that's a flag." Hooper: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.