The Chip-and-Release Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hooper's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Hooper is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hooper's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.