The Phantom Flag Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hooper's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.