The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Hooper gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.