The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Ref: "Number Hooper, that's a flag." Hooper: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Hooper gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hooper's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.