The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Hooper is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.