The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hooper's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.