The Sack Spiral Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayfield's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Bucky Irving
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Emeka Egbuka
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.