The Intentional Grounding Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mayfield gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayfield's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.