The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mayfield will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.