The Pick-Six Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mayfield will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Mayfield, Mayfield, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Emeka Egbuka
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- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.