The Intentional Grounding Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayfield's stadium. Only over Mayfield.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.