The Checkdown Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mayfield gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Mayfield scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.