The Hamstring Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mayfield will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
86%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayfield's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.