The Kneel-Down Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Mayfield's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayfield drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.