The Kneel-Down Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mayfield: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- The broadcast shows Mayfield on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Mayfield scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.