The Late Scratch Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Mayfield, that's a flag." Mayfield: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayfield drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.