The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mayfield, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mayfield is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayfield's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.