The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mayfield gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Mayfield, Mayfield, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Bucky Irving
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Emeka Egbuka
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.