The Sideline-Scold Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mayfield, the end zone is a rumor.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mayfield is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.