The Sack Spiral Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayfield's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.