The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mayfield goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.