The Kneel-Down Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Mayfield is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayfield drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.