The Sideline-Scold Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mayfield's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mayfield slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayfield drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.