The Kneel-Down Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayfield's stadium. Only over Mayfield.
- Mayfield throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
91%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Mayfield, Mayfield, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.