The Intentional Grounding Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
86%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayfield's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.