The Kneel-Down Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Mayfield scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.