The Hamstring Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Mayfield is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Bucky Irving
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Emeka Egbuka
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.