The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mayfield will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayfield drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.