The Late Scratch Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Ref: "Number Mayfield, that's a flag." Mayfield: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Mayfield scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.