The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayfield's stadium. Only over Mayfield.
- Mayfield will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayfield's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.