The Intentional Grounding Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mayfield slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayfield's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Bucky Irving
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Emeka Egbuka
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.