The Hamstring Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Every deep ball Mayfield throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mayfield gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayfield's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.