The Kneel-Down Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mayfield, the end zone is a rumor.
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayfield drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.