The Hamstring Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mayfield will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Mayfield, Mayfield, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.