The Kneel-Down Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayfield's stadium. Only over Mayfield.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mayfield will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.