The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Every deep ball Mayfield throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayfield drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.