The Checkdown Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mayfield's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Mayfield gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayfield drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.