The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Mayfield's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayfield drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.