The Mystery Tweak Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Every deep ball Mayfield throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Dak Prescott
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- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.