The Garbage-Time Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ravens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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- Mark Andrews
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FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.