The Blown Coverage Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ravens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.