The Hamstring Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ravens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.