The Prevent Defense Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Ravens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.