The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Ravens defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
79%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Ravens, Ravens, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.