The Phantom Flag Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ravens drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.