The Bad Spot Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ravens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
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- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.