The Phantom Flag Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Ravens defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ravens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.