The Bad Spot Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Ravens defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ravens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.