The Late Scratch Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Ravens defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
90%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ravens drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.